Bos Anda berhasil membaca pesan rahasia yang tersembunyi . Dia tidak akhirnya memecat Anda, dia hanya membuat Anda menjadi sekretaris dan melarang Anda menulis kode.

Tapi Anda seorang programmer. Anda perlu menulis kode. Anda harus kode.

Karena itu, kode Anda perlu terlihat semirip mungkin dengan bahasa Inggris, masuk akal, dan terlihat sesedikit mungkin kode. Kode Anda harus mengambil daftar bilangan bulat (baik dalam suatu fungsi, atau STDIN), dan mengembalikan daftar yang diurutkan (mengembalikannya, atau STDOUT).

Bahasa apa pun dapat digunakan, tetapi saya sedang mencari solusi paling kreatif, (pujian jika kode Anda terlihat seperti surat bisnis).

Ini adalah kontes popularitas!

GolfScript

Bos Man terkasih.

Saya menyadari bahwa keyboard saya perlu diganti; kunci yang diperlukan untuk menulis
simbol ~ $ `. dan} tidak berfungsi dengan benar.

Sangat sulit untuk bekerja seperti ini! Mohon instruksikan departemen TI untuk bertukar
keyboard yang rusak sesegera mungkin.

Hormat kami,

Dennis

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Bagaimana itu bekerja

• Token yang tidak ditentukan (mis., Sebagian besar kata dalam bahasa Inggris) adalah noops dalam GolfScript.

• . ; menduplikasi string input dan membuang salinan.

• ~ $ mengevaluasi string input dan mengurutkan array yang dihasilkan.

• ` memeriksa array (untuk pencetakan cantik).

• . and menduplikasi string keluaran dan membuang salinan.

• }adalah "komentar super" karena tidak cocok; semua yang mengikutinya diabaikan.

PHP

Menentukan fungsi yang disebut itemyang akan mengurutkan array yang Anda lewati.

Dear Boss,
I have successfully discovered all brackets.
The ones marked with question marks are the ones which I am not sure about.
The ones marked with asterisks can be used both as an opening and closing delimiter.
(
)
{
}
[
]
>?
<?
/*
'*
"*

Thank you for reading my memo. In other news, the */ function item (#12 in the list of things that have an asterisk before them) was discovered recently, which I read on a local news site.
#12 is my favorite function item! Just thought you'd be interested. Sorry if this is too off-topic; here's some business stuff. Imagine that you had some (let's say you have a combination of $10
& $money) # of dollars (i.e. you have $10 + $money). Now, here's the important part. It's so important, I'll separate it from the rest of this message with the brackets I discovered:

{
#10 in my personal list of things to remember about money management is that you have to be careful. I still haven't been able to
sort #9 out yet (I bought the manual from someone else), but #9 also seems to be about being careful. You also have to guard the dollars
($money); #13 says that if you don't protect them by putting them in a bank or something, they might be stolen.
}

   //-----------------------\\
  //   Signed,               \\
  //   Your great employee   \\
   //-----------------------\\

Ini terlihat jauh lebih baik jika Anda menempelkannya ke editor teks dan mengubah ukuran jendela sehingga Anda dapat melihat semuanya di layar Anda sekaligus.

Python 2

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
One of the phones in the office seems to be broken, so it needs to be fixed.

''''''''''''''''''''
This memo was made while testing the functionality of its buttons since
some of them didn't seem to work.
''''''''
1 (no alphabets) working with no problem
''''''''
abc working with no problem
'''''''''
def working (partially):
 please                                              =( 'o" :\
 at least I figured out that this was a problem!     :')
 # list (phone number list) was missing as well, so I need to:

 #1
 print (please, sorted (partially)) [1] # list, and [2] the memo
 #2
 return
 #3
 check (making-sure, ghi-jkl-etc. works)

''''''''''''''''''

Python 2

'''
                        5th of September 2014

Dear Boss,

I  am writing    this Mail because     i want to discuss  
 the recent   incident.
I am Thankful    that you did not fire   me, and gave me a secretary position instead.
I dont have any    experience in being a     sec retary and I am not very. good at   writing mail,
so please   excuse any spelling,   grammar or   formating   errors  in     this mail.

I will       certainly     try to improve  and do   my best in my new job      and will'''
'from now on strictly ';exec'''ute your orders.   =
Firstly      i want to    sincerly        apologize my   dumb behaviour,it was  idiotic ( and childish ).
I   really  ;apologize  to you. it  wont  .happen again, sir. If   i   could  
 only   reverse   the  timeline       (to undo it all). Then i would;
I   really   promise to never  write  code in any form

Can i talk about that   in   a   meeting with  you?
  Maybe    today at'''[4::15]#in the afternoon?

Menemukan kata-kata yang tepat benar-benar menyakitkan.

Input: [1,7,4,3]
Output: [1,3,4,7]

NetLogo

To Manager [IT]

Let Sue sort it; then
show Sue the end to the end

Dengan perubahan lekukan dan huruf besar, kode menjadi jelas (er). Ini mendefinisikan fungsi yang dipanggil manageryang mengambil daftar sebagai input dan mencetak daftar yang diurutkan.

to manager [IT]
  let sue sort IT; then (semicolons introduce a comment)
  show sue
  the
end

to the
end

C

Input sebagai daftar yang dipisahkan ruang melalui STDIN, keluaran sebagai daftar yang dipisahkan ruang melalui STDOUT.

Dear Boss, 

I have made for you a decision about my employment a t your company. At about noon 
a letter explaining this shall be presented to you, as I am a lazy person. As you 
are a fool, I will say no more. And I look forward to never seeing you again.

Insincerely, 
Steward Pitt

Ini harus dikompilasi dengan:

gcc bossletter.c -o bossletter -Dam='+++' -Dwill='---' -Dthis='{' -Dhave=';' 
-Ddecision=',' -Dquit='*' -Dfor='(' -Dmy=')' -Dbrain='}' -Dlie=']' -Dnoon='-quit'
-DD='' -Dto='D' -Dyou='D' -Dfool='you' -Das='to' -Dday='D' -Dno='fool' -Dcake='Pitt'
-Dlook='you' -DPitt='the' -Dthe='as' -DBoss='a[9999 lie' -DAs='a have' -Dlazy='my' 
-Dperson='lazy have company' -Dyour='this' -DInsincerely='a' -Dcompany='b' 
-Demployment='int quit' -DDear='struct this employment a have brain b have' 
-Dbe='scanf for' -Dis='I[' -Dnever='for presented " " decision' -Dthat='4 decision' 
-Dagain="my have b" -Dt='decision quit about have' -Dshall='while for' 
-Dpresented='"%" to "d"' -Dletter='have brain' -DAt='a have return quit' 
-Dmore='have b' -DAnd='a have shall' -Dare='qsort for' -Dforward='--my printf' 
-Dexplaining='main for my' 
-Dsay='1 decision that made my day' 
-DSteward='Boss have no brain' 
-Dseeing='the cake is a lie'

Kode diperluas ke:

struct{ int *a; } b;
a[9999], I;
made(a, about) int *a, *about; {
    b.a;
    return *about - *a; 
}
main(){
    while(scanf("%d", I++ + a));
    b.a;
    qsort(a, I-- - 1, 4, made);
    b.a;
    while(I--) printf("%d ", I[a]);
    b.a, a[9999];
}

Python 2 & 3

Sayangnya, karyawan hari ini tidak bisa berhenti menggunakan tagar di semua tempat ...

#WritingALetter #Business    Dear Boss,
#SecondLine    I found this scrap of paper on the floor. It said "

def sortl(l):        # define a function
    return sorted(l) # returns the list, sorted "

#ScrapOfPaper    Just thought I should let you know.
#Honesty    From Laurence

[Pantas untuk dicoba, kurasa?]

Brainfuck

Hey boss! This is the public key that you asked!

>,[[-[>>+<<-]>+>]<[<<]>,]+>[>+<-]>[>[>+<<->-]<[<<.>>-]<<[>>+<<-]>>+>>]

Pretty cool huh?

Catatan hak cipta:

Catatan: Saya menyalinnya dari sini. Sejauh yang saya tahu, kode-kode dari situs tersebut memiliki hak cipta cc by-sa 3.0 dengan atribusi. Jika metode ini ilegal, beri tahu saya dan saya akan mencoba menghapus ini.

JavaScript

Saya tidak yakin apakah saya bisa mengakali dia, tapi saya bisa membuangnya dari jejak saya!

/*Hello Bossman
I feel the need to alert you to a pressing matter.
Nothing Dan from Marketing's head seems to be */function/*ing anymore.
I have a lot of evidence, but not enough time to */sort/* through it.
Should I just send it to you directly */(/*although I'm sure you have about a thou*/s/*and other things to do*/)/*?
Nah, here's it in a summary:

Dan seems to be overly facinated by the */{/* key on his keyboard, and presses it many times a minute.
He */return/*ed his new Galaxy */s/*4, after trying to eat it, multiple times.*/.

/*When Dan was tasked to */sort/* through the Haberson account, he attempted to stab his computer multiple times with a ruler */(/*he was eventually deterred by Jenny)
Everyone backed off for a few days, but we all remembered.
Later, we approached him about the incident, he claimed hostile working conditions and that he was unable to */function(/*.
I think he m*/a/*y need to see a psychatrist.

None of us feel safe to approach him on the topic again*/, b/*rining up conflict is something most of us like to avoid. (except Jenny*/)
{/*Dan was then moved to a different spot in the building, in an attempt to give him a new environment.
Despite the move he */return/*ed to his old desk every day, and wrote */a - b/* on the walls of the new spot.
We all just sort of accepted that and the layout planner gave up after a week or two.

One week we got a new employee in the office. When she went to say Hi to Dan, he screamed a - b over and over.
Not sure what his fascination is there. b-c is a much superior algorithm.

We're not really sure what caused this, but one day he switched from the { key to the */}
/*key. Dan switched back the next day.

There is an ongoing betting pool on what will happen next (general categories mostly*/)
/*Currently the betting for him stabbing an actual person is at almost $20,000.

Please do something about Dan. If anything start a reality TV show from the security tapes.

On a completely unrelated note, I love this new */}/* key, it's really neat looking. Did my keyboard always have this?
Sincerely,
Zeke*/

function sort(s) { return s.sort(function(a,b) { return a-b }); }

Naskah tertulis

Ini pada dasarnya bahasa Inggris, kan?

shh oooot! my  keyybr oad is brokn. i ne ed neew 1.
such fixs much keys
keys dose sort
wow keys

diterjemahkan menjadi:

// oooot! my keyybr oad is brokn. i ne ed neew 1. 
function fixs(keys) {
    keys.sort();
    return keys;
}

LiveScript

Coba cari tahu yang satu ini ... Telah mengiriminya email seperti ini sepanjang waktu untuk memungkinkan copy-paste yang lebih mudah dan fleksibel.

# Mr. Boss,
#
#     So, I'm done with this job. It is driving
#     me crazy. We aren't allowed to have *any*
      fun =#(. I am planning on leaving this
#     company while you all poorly attempt to
#     sort all this out. Also, I would like to
#     mention that a specific single bit in the
       sort # for your in-house algorithm gets
#     inverted. Happy hunting while I have fun
#     programming for another company far more
#     grateful than yours.
#
# Best regards,
# Your handy little programmer-turned-secretary.

1. Pustaka standarnya, Prelude.ls, memiliki fungsi sortir asli.
2. Catat dua hash yang hilang (komentar). Yang pertama jauh lebih jelas daripada yang kedua.

Ini diurai seperti ini: "fun = sort", dan kompilasi untuk ini: "var fun; fun = sort;"

Memutar (tidak bersaing; -;)

Dear Boss Man
I thought I had put your recovered files on drive z.
In reality it was downloaded to the main drive, C://users/boss/recovery. Sorry for the confusion!

Permalink Juru Bahasa

Bagaimana itu bekerja:

Satu-satunya bagian penting adalah ://, dan garis di atasnya z.,. :berarti "letakkan input di sini", yang pertama /merefleksikannya z, yaitu sort; kemudian naik, membungkus di bagian atas, terus naik dari bawah, lalu mengenai /dari bawah, yang memantulkannya ke yang lain /, yang melakukan hal yang sama, kecuali kali ini membungkus ke sekitar ., atau output.

Versi sederhana:

Jalan memutar

Dear Boss Man             
             z.
            ://

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JavaScript (ES6)

      (a) => /*----------*\ <= (a)
       |      Announcement      |
  .   (a)    \*----------*/    (a)   .

 sort (/* YOUR DOCUMENTS BEFORE 2/5 )*/

     ($,_) => /*--------*\ <= (_,$)
      |         Warnings         |
 //  (_-$)    \*--------*/    ($-_)  //

      /*( NO SMOKING IN OFFICE */)

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Ya, saya tahu bos suka dekorasi mewah dalam pemberitahuannya jadi saya menggunakan teks dan mengelilingi teks dengan simbol mewah :)

PS. Mengapa kantor masih menggunakan TELNET?

Sebenarnya, menghapus komentar dan kosong berlebihan membuat hal-hal menjadi (a)=>(a).sort(($,_)=>($-_)), dan itulah yang dimaksud barang; P

√ å ı ¥ ® Ï Ø ¿

Saya hanya membaca jawaban yang lain tetapi saya masih menganggap jawaban saya adalah yang terbaik (bukan kita semua).

isolate quickly! Then read this short story: Funny Steve Jobs
. A Short Story
 by This Guy. Steve Jobs looked at the heavy stone in his hands and felt annoyed. He walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. He had always loved nice Silicon Valley with its huge, hurt houses. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel annoyed. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Bill Gates. Bill was a happy monster with young heads and old feet. Steve gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a funny, irritating, beer drinker with skinny heads and ginger feet. His friends saw him as an abundant, average angel. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for an unusual old lady. But not even a funny person who had once made a cup of tea for an unusual old lady, was prepared for what Bill had in store today. The sun shone like coding dogs, making Steve violent. As Steve stepped outside and Bill came closer, he could see the anxious smile on his face. Bill glared with all the wrath of 9230 stupid healthy humans. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want money." Steve looked back, even more violent and still fingering the heavy stone. "Bill, you stole my idea," he replied. They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two creepy, curried cats challenging at a very sad party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two annoying uncles doing to the beat. Steve regarded Bill's young heads and old feet. "I feel the same way!" revealed Steve with a delighted grin. Bill looked sad, his emotions blushing like a charming, cheerful computer. Then Bill came inside for a nice drink of beer. THE END

Asyik

'Dear Bossman,
I finally found the formula to calculate the salary for the new employees.
In the salary software just enter the following:'
print "${(args.toList()*.toInteger()).sort()}"'
Sincerely,
Employee'

05AB1E

Dear Boss‚

I hope I{qualify for this new function. I once again want to sincerely apologize for my earlier secret message.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to work at this apartment instead.
I must admit it's hard to resist the urge to write code, but I'll do my best.

Thank you.

Kind regards from your new secretary,
Kevin Cruijssen

Cobalah online. (TIO menggunakan versi lawas yang sedikit lebih cepat. Namun, berfungsi sama dengan versi 05AB1E yang baru.)

Penjelasan:

Kode 05AB1E mengabaikan baris baru dan spasi di luar string atau string / angka terkompresi (kecuali ketika menggunakan (jika-) pernyataan-lain yang baru saja saya temukan dalam upaya sebelumnya untuk membuat program ini ..>.>), Jadi mari kita lakukan hal yang sama dalam penjelasan ini.

DearBoss‚Ihope # These are all no-ops; they do execute, but won't affect the output:
D              #  Duplicates the (implicit) input-list
 e             #  Calculates the number of permutations of each item in the list
               #  (NOTE: this might time-out depending on the values in the input-list)
  a            #  Check if these numbers are letters (becomes a list of 0s / falsey values)
   r           #  Reverse the items on the stack
    B          #  Base conversion
     o         #  Raise 2 to the power of each number
      s        #  Swap the top two items on the stack
       s       #  Swap the top two items on the stack
        ‚      #  Pair the top two items
               #  (NOTE: This is not a regular comma (,), since that would print the top of
               #   the stack to STDOUT, which we of course don't want here.)
         I     #  Push the input-list again
          h    #  Convert each value to hexadecimal
           o   #  Raise 2 to the power of each integer value
            p  #  Check for each if it's a prime
             e #  Calculate the number of permutations of each item again

I{q            # Then the actual program comes:
I              #  Push the input-list
 {             #  Sort it
  q            #  Stop the program
               #   This makes everything that comes after it no-ops
               #   And will output the top of the stack implicitly as result

Cobalah online dengan mode debugger yang ditambahkan untuk melihat semua ini beraksi.

Zsh

Saya tidak tahu apakah kode atau penulisan kreatif lebih sulit.

: RE: The state of the evaluation process; eval `#problems'

: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, going to `print `
: this for the world to see isn't helpful in the long run.
: Please, don't make any more enemies than you already have.
:
: > People seem to just want that `'$'`: It's a big problem
: > which needs to be resolved. People need to buy into the
: > company's team-based philosophy `'{'`: ... ''}''
:
: While I do not deny that people "just want that '$'",
: I absolutely disagree that it's a _bad_ thing. Employees
: should not be guilty for wanting to leave for greener
: pastures, so you should try and provide _some_ incentive
: to stay.
:
: > And yet everyone want's to just check "(y)" or `'(n)'`
: > without giving _any_ further feedback... You're too LAZY!
:
: I want to stop you here. Accusations like this against my
: team are _not_ to be tolerated. We do a _lot_ behind the 
: scenes which you _clearly_ aren't aware of. Please refrain
: from `'@-ing'' any of my team, and think with a bit more
: empathy next time, thank you.

-- Gamma :-}'

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• Catatan: Ini akan membuat file bernama "Orang" dan "tanpa" di direktori tempat ia dijalankan.

• Dari baris pertama, Anda dapat melihat eval, diikuti oleh backticks.

• # commentsterus end-of-line, menghentikan kuotasi atau backtick dari yang diselesaikan, jadi kami menggunakan :no-ops untuk indentasi.

• Pola standar yang kami gunakan selama ini adalah `: lots of filler text.... : more filler text, then an important `'X'` : back to the garbage

• Pada akhirnya adalah satu pengecualian: Segala sesuatu dari @-ingyang terakhir }tidak boleh di-op.

• Ketika substitusi selesai, berbunyi: eval print $'${(n)@-ing any of my team, and think with a bit more\n: empathy next time, thank you.\n\n-- Gamma :-}'Sampah setelah @tidak melakukan apa-apa, jadi ini setara dengan print ${(n)@}, yang hanyalah semacam numerik dari parameter.

Jelly , 91 byte

Gee Boss,
Go to Starbuck. Whoops, forgot the (sorry for the dot, my keyboard's messed up)
Ṣ

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JavaScript (Node.js)

Attachment => (

`Date: 2019/5/30

Dear my Majestic Boss,

Re: Business Trip to Japan

I'm writing to confirm itinerary for the next trip to Japan will be as follows:

`? (Tennoji, Osaka) => ("Shinsaibashi Tower", Osaka)

|| // Day 1

Tennoji [Osaka, "sort"] 
(Hotel = (JPY$14112, Taxed) => `So I will stay here for one night, and I will be charged this price:

`? JPY$14112 + (0 - Taxed) 
:`This is the total price and what I will claim afterwards.`

):0) (Attachment)

|| // Day 2

"Shinsaibashi Tower" [Conference, `NOT FOR SHOPPING`]

`I will be coming back on Day 2, so the trip will not cost too much hopefully.

Best regards,
The-former-programmer`

Cobalah online!

Oke ini rupanya rencana perjalanan. Jawaban lain dalam arah yang berbeda setelah satu tahun.

Bagian yang sangat penting adalah Attachment => (Tennoji => Tennoji["sort"]((JPY$14112, Taxed) => JPY$14112 - Taxed))(Attachment)

C #

// Bos Man terkasih,

/*i have a */public/*shed a*/ List /*of*/ <string>/*s
to*/ Sort /*for you on our internal website
please take a look at the */(List /*of*/ <string>/*s and*/ check){
/*them for company restrictions. please also */check /*the */.Sort();/*ing of the     list*/
/*furthermore could you please */return /*an email to me in which you state your */check/*ing state*/;}

// sincerely your slave Rob