Inilah pendekatan yang sedikit berbeda:
Python, 368 308 297 byte
EDIT, saya benar-benar bermain golf kali ini. Memotong 60 karakter.
from random import*
from en import*
C=choice
v=["code-golf","understand","go","do"]
n=["salad","octopus","fun","lunch"]
for f,l in("verbs",v),("nouns",n):exec"l.append(str(C(wordnet.all_"+f+"()))[:-4]);"*12
exec'print"Computers will never",C(v),noun.article(C(n)),C(("for","after")),C(n);'*input()
Inilah trik golf yang paling saya banggakan:
for f,l in("all_verbs",v),("all_nouns",n):
Saya bahkan tidak tahu python bisa melakukan itu! Berikut penjelasan yang lebih sederhana:
for (a, b) in ((0, 1), (1, 2), (2, 3)):
menetapkan a dan b ke 0 dan 1, dan kemudian ke 1 dan 2, dan kemudian ke 2 dan 3.
Ini menggunakan linguistik perpustakaan NodeBox untuk menghasilkan daftar kata kerja / kata benda / klausa, dan kemudian secara acak memilih dari mereka.
Perpustakaan ini tidak terlalu bagus untuk menghasilkan kata-kata acak (karena itu 368 byte), tetapi hal yang menyenangkan tentang pendekatan ini adalah Anda mendapatkan beberapa perumpamaan meyakinkan yang cukup acak dengannya. Inilah yang saya maksud.
Computers will never attempt a syria for synchronization.
Computers will never understand a salad for change of mind.
Computers will never brim an electric company for synchronization.
Computers will never pivot a dusk for fun.
Computers will never bedaze an electric company for genus osmerus.
Computers will never brim a salad for vital principle.
Computers will never attempt an erythroxylum after lunch.
Computers will never understand an uuq for water birch.
Computers will never brim an ictiobus for change of mind.
Computers will never brim an ictiobus for 17.
Computers will never lie in an octopus for change of mind.
Computers will never happen upon a toothpowder for water birch.
Computers will never typeset an electric company for change of mind.
Computers will never brim a french oceania after lunch.
Computers will never bring out an ictiobus for glossodia.
Computers will never bedazzle an animal fancier for ash cake.
Computers will never attempt a dusk for genus osmerus.
Computers will never understand an animal fancier for genus osmerus.
Computers will never accredit a prickly pear cactus for 17.
Computers will never typeset an erythroxylum for water birch.
Tapi, hei, saya tidak berpikir program orang lain akan menghasilkan pepatah: "Komputer tidak akan pernah membedakan peternak hewan untuk kue abu."
Berikut adalah versi yang tidak dikoleksi (574 bytes):
import random
import en
v = ["code-golf", "understand"]#list of verbs
n = ["a salad", "an octopus"]#list of nouns
c = ["for fun", "after lunch"]#list of clauses
for i in range(14):
v.append(str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_verbs()))[:-4])
n.append(en.noun.article(str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_nouns()))[:-4]))
c.append("for "+str(random.choice(en.wordnet.all_verbs()))[:-4])
N=input("Enter the number of reassuring phrases you want: ")
for i in range(N):
print "Computers will never"+' '+random.choice(v)+' '+random.choice(n)+' '+random.choice(c )+'.'
Dan yang terakhir tapi pasti yang tidak kalah pentingnya, berikut adalah beberapa perumpamaan meyakinkan favorit saya, yang saya prediksi akan menjadi frase-catch catch yang sangat populer dalam 10-15 tahun ke depan.
Computers will never move around a methenamine for godwin austen.
Computers will never conk an adzuki bean for bitterwood tree.
Computers will never jaywalk a cross-dresser for fun.
Computers will never hyperbolize an accessory after the fact for norfolk island pine.
Computers will never dissolve a salad for earth wax.
Computers will never acetylise an incontrovertibility for dictatorship.
Computers will never reciprocate a strizostedion vitreum glaucum for commelinaceae.
Computers will never goose an action replay for star chamber.
Computers will never veto a bottom lurkers for jackboot.
Computers will never reciprocate a visual cortex for oleaginousness.
Computers will never baptise a special relativity after lunch.
Computers will never understand a gipsywort for citrus tangelo.
Computers will never get it a brand-name drug for electronic computer.
Computers will never deforest a paperboy after lunch.
Computers will never bundle up a nazi for repurchase.
Computers will never elapse a bernhard riemann for counterproposal.
dan favorit pribadi saya:
Computers will never romanticise a cockatoo parrot for cross-fertilization.
